Buckle up, folks, because we’re diving into the wildly weird and wonderfully wacky world of ‘Dear Abby’… but with a Crash and Burn twist!

What’s up, listeners! This is Crash from the Crash and Burn Podcast, coming at you solo today because my partner in crime, Jimmy Jam, is off playing hooky. Word on the street is he’s lounging under a tree with a jug of moonshine, probably serenading the squirrels with off-key renditions of “Sweet Home Alabama.” We miss ya, Jimmy, but the show must go on!